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Heteromycteris japonicus, the bamboo sole is a species of ray-finned fish in the family Soleidae. The scientific name of the species was first validly published in 1846 by Temminck & Schlegel.
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Traian Georgescu was a Romanian football defender who spent his entire career at Universitatea Cluj. He was \"U\" Cluj's captain when the club won the 1964–65 Cupa României.
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Janakkala is a municipality of Finland. Its administrative centre is in Turenki. Janakkala is located along Highway 3 (E12) in the province of Southern Finland and is part of the Tavastia Proper region. To the south, Janakkala shares a bounda