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{"slip": { "id": 84, "advice": "Never set an alarm clock unless you know how to switch it off"}}
{"fact":"According to Hebrew legend, Noah prayed to God for help protecting all the food he stored on the ark from being eaten by rats. In reply, God made the lion sneeze, and out popped a cat.","length":184}
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{"slip": { "id": 56, "advice": "Try to do the things that you're incapable of."}}
{"slip": { "id": 27, "advice": "Don't wear clean trousers when walking your dog in the park."}}
{"slip": { "id": 25, "advice": "Never buy cheap cling film."}}
{"fact":"Cats respond most readily to names that end in an \\ee\\\" sound.\"\"\"","length":65}
{"fact":"Cats have 300 million neurons; dogs have about 160 million","length":58}
{"fact":"All cats have three sets of long hairs that are sensitive to pressure - whiskers, eyebrows,and the hairs between their paw pads.","length":128}
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Saint-Cernin-de-Larche is a commune in the Corrèze department in central France.
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Las Torres light rail station is one of the stations on the Xochimilco Light Rail in Mexico City. Managed by the Servicio de Transportes Eléctricos, it is located between Tasqueña and Ciudad JardÃn stations.
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