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Spencer Oliver Fisher, was a politician from the U.S. state of Michigan.
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{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the coffee file a police report?","punchline":"It got mugged.","id":431}
{"fact":"A cat lover is called an Ailurophilia (Greek: cat+lover).","length":57}
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Ōshinozuchō Station is a passenger railway station located in the city of Yonago, Tottori Prefecture, Japan. It is operated by the West Japan Railway Company.
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