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{"type":"general","setup":"What did the 0 say to the 8?","punchline":"Nice belt.","id":165}
{"slip": { "id": 144, "advice": "Pedantry is fine, unless you're on the receiving end. And not a pedant."}}
{"slip": { "id": 88, "advice": "Hold the door open for the next person."}}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Want to hear a joke about construction?","punchline":"Nah, I'm still working on it.","id":151}
{"slip": { "id": 206, "advice": "Don't waste food."}}
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Meridian Brothers is an experimental band led by classically trained Colombian musician Eblis Álvarez, who founded it as a solo project in Bogotá in 1998. The group mix electronic and avant-garde music with traditional Colombian music styles, particularly cumbia, vallenato, and salsa.
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